It Doesn't Get Any Softer Than This!

Disclaim! Disclaim!

Consider anything on this page to be alpha software. It all works for me on my system, but we all know how reliable an indicator that is.

As such, this software is presented "AS IS", with absolutely no warranty, no guarantee of fitness of use and I am not responsible for anything at all. I don't care if it wipes your hard drive, infects you with a sexually transmitted disease, or ploymorphs your wife into one of tutu wearing ballerina hippos from Fantasia, I accept no responsibility.

If that's not clear enough go re-read your favourite EULA from PicaLimp. You know. The one that sounds like it was written by some snotty spoiled teenager, taking the piss to see if he could get away wth it.

Come to think of it...

Jobclient

Tried looking for a job lately? Sites like Jobserve and CW360 provide a useful resource, but life's too short to wade through the 3000 odd jobs that Jobserve gets daily. What you need are a handy-dandy collection of perl scripts to download the data, sort jobs by your skills and interests, provide an ultra cool GUI interface, and automate emailing you CV to the jobs that suddenly leap out at you.

I don't promise it'll get you a job - bnit it will take a lot of the pain out of trawling through the job sites.

Mail2MySQL

This parses an mbox file (RFC822) and transfers the data into a MySQL database. It was initially written to try and get some telecommute/freelance work. Since the prospective client it no longer interested, I've decided to offer it as Open Source.

Put.pl

This is the perl script I use to streamline FTP when updating this site. (Yeah, like that happens a lot!) Anyhow

More To Come...

...Real Soon Now, Honest. Bonus marks if you can hold your breath until the next update.

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